anyways I work at a knife shop in Capitola CA.
So I get into work at about 3:15pm *wich is when im schedualed to start* and Jeremy,my manager, says "So Tommy this guy is going to come in about an hour after I leave to pick up these." he shows me these two tallonlike metal spikes. "What are they?" I ask thinking they look like punching knives only smaller.
"They are cock-fighting spurrs, you tie them to the roosters feet and they jump into the air and slash at each other with them, they are very illegal in California. So im going to need you to call CPD when he comes back in." the whole time he's saying this im getting nervous, thinking *Oh crap I left SanFrancisco to get away from all the gang violence* "Alright I'll see what I can do to delay him untill the cops show up, I know what im going to do, I'll call you and act like I cant find his tallon things when I ask you where they are that will be your cue to call CPD and let them know to come down here." "Sounds like a plan. See you later." and Jeremy leaves at about 5:20 and my nerves build for a couple of hours.
The guy walks in at about 7:45 and I start to stall him by looking around a little, then I call up Jeremy. "Yeah jeremy where did you put that order you sharpened earlyer for that guy." "Alright ill give them a call. Im hanging up now" *click* i keep talking *ohh ok I didnt look there yet." I stall the guy for about 10 minuted franticly searching for his order (lol). "Errg let me call him again and see if he remembers where he put it." "oh ok sure I'll wait, yeah no problem." at this point im beginning to feel kindof bad for the guy. so jeremy picks up the phone and says "Dude... im freaking out, I can't get ahold of CPD my network is giving me crap try to stall him for a while longer ill call the mall guest services Mike can call CPD for you and ill send him over there to help make sure the guy doesn't leave." "Yeah ok ill check there too" *click* "Hey man sorry this is taking so long Im new here and my manager is pretty vague about where he says it is." again he is understanding and I feel bad about doing this. "It's ok man we're all new sometimes, take your time." about 8 minutes later my work phone rings. "Hello?" "Yeah Tommy CPD should be walking in right now" *literally the second he says "now"* a cop walks in and I grab the spurrs and put them on the counter "Found them." The cop says "Sir did you know that posession of these is illegal?" the guy tries to act like he doesnt speak english "Que? No habla ingles" so the cop starts speaking spanish as well. *lol* I couldn't help laughing because this scene had drawn some of my mall security friends and as soon as the cop started speaking spanish, the guy tried to make a run for it. The cop grabbed him by the arm, spun him around, slammed him down on the counter and said in spanish "Posession of these is illegal, yes, but only a misdemeanor. You would have only gotten a ticket. But when you pushed me and tried to run, you got assault on an officer, evading arrest AND posession of illegal cock fighting paraphernalia." *yes that is how paraphernalia is spelled*
I dont speak spanish but I understand it when spoken *just to explain that a little*
Anyways so that was my day today.
Fun, Exciting, Out Of The Ordinary.






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